Winter 2014
- "Oranges are orange, just like bees' bums are yellow"
- Playing pretend train (from Dumbo), Laura is mistakenly saying, "All D'aboard!" So, I try to correct her, but she keeps mispronouncing it. She then says, "I'm just glitching."
- Found a panty liner, took the backing off it, said, "Man, this is a sticky phone!"
- Mom! When Daddy is spinning on my chair and I have to go poop, the poop opens up my bum and says, "Yaaaahhhhoooooo!!"
- Earlier, while playing, Laura had banged her face (just under her nose) on her bed. At bedtime, we were 'talking guys' with Pooh Bear, and Laura was recounting her day to him, "... and I banged my chin on the bed!" I interjected, "That's your lip." Laura: "Well, I haven't worked out all the details, myself."
- while playing with sidewalk paint on the driveway, I say, "I painted a heart. What did you paint?" Laura says, "A dragon's heart. And see that crack right there? That means it's broken."
- While at Disney World (and a little sleep-deprived!), the alarm went off at 6:45am. Laura says, "DAMMIT!", rolls over and goes back to sleep.
Fall 2014
- "What the heaven is she doing?!"
- In the bathroom, alone, I hear Laura say, "And soap is called hand toothpaste!"
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